That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the “finish line” before his mom got to his room.
I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Live for the thrill, let the weak perish.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
And let’s just define “weak” right now to be anything less than cranking your hog to phone porn using one of those cute neck lanyard stands while simultaneously playing MGS3 on your bro’s 15 year old gaming machine. king shit.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I am the way to go. I am the way of the future.
SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Deep cut.