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If you blow a dude “to smithereens”, and he doesn’t say “thank you” afterwards, then you’re doing it wrong. Maybe stick a finger up his butt next time.

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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Too much teeth. That’s how you fuck up a blow job

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- eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  It never occurred to me to bite the dick…
  
  Who the fuck is out there biting dicks?
  
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  - CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Oh they are out there, and they look just like people. Be safe out there
    
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    eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    They must be stopped
    
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  - Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Some biting is ok.
    
    However I once had someone start just teasing the head, and suddenly slam down on it, gag, and start vomiting on me as they pulled off. When asked what happened, their only reply was “went too fast”. I always assumed them like shifted in such a way that they slipped their leg out from under them, sort of causing them to slam downward. I will never know though.
    
    However there are people out there that would have desired this outcome too.
    
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    eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    
    Some biting is ok.
    
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