Comment on That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.

• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”

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  • Oth@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

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    • Sausage_Mahoney@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time

      Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent

      When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back

      Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines

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    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
      That was a poem for a simpler time.
      Now boss gets a billion,
      While workers get jack
      That’s why we strike
      To get our lives back!

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