Comment on Beer garden ready

• athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Idk if he even walks

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.

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    • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hand stands only bro

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