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He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Hand stands only bro
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Idk if he even walks
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Hand stands only bro