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He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Hand stands only bro
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
athatet@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Idk if he even walks
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
socsa@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Hand stands only bro