That sounds like propaganda from Big Spork!
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Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day agoConsider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?
Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?
Shorter fork tines are the way of the future
FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 1 day ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve always preferred foon to spork. But, I guess that ship sailed.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s barely enough room for spaghetti! I won’t stand for this!