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We could try to whoop him, but he’s got a truncheon, a handgun, and a small Christmas ham hidden in his hat and he knows how to use them. They make him happy, you see.

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Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I’d be happy too if I had a Christmas ham hidden in my hat

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- qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Better have some tin foil under their unless you want your head soaked in ham juices.
  
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  - HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    If I’m keeping all that in my hat, I’ll definitely line it with foil. How else would I stop them from stealing my thoughts.
    
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  - Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
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