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Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Here’s an idea, and I’m just spitballing here… What if for every 1 Million dollars of net worth you have, you have to rub down your genitals with fresh stinging nettles for 1 minute?
BitUnWise@programming.dev 1 day ago
Elon would have to do it for about 2 years
GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 day ago
This highlights a major flaw with the idea, because that’s not nearly long enough
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Yeah, it’s not a really practical idea anyway. There are diminishing returns, after the 20th minute it wouldn’t be any worse and your body might actually start to get accustomed to the sensation.
I would suggest they have to do it once a day for five minutes contact per million dollars and they have to cycle between stinging nettles, poison ivy and wild parsnip.
mimavox@piefed.social 1 hour ago
And everything should be broadcasted live.
shartgargle@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Elons the type that would probably enjoy that.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
He ain’t got no gemmatuls.
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P1nkman@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Dude, I can only get so hard…