Itâs all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.
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SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
âCome back with a warrantâ is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, thatâs totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.
polydactyl@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Not with my poop. Thatâs why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere
BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
youtube.com/watch?v=P2IDBJKU_t4
otter@lemmy.zip â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I absolutely love this. Thank you.