In 2022 I was watching the new beauty and the beast with some family and thought “damn, Angela lansbury definitely did it better, I wonder how long ago she died” and looked her up. My spouse and I were surprised to find out she was still alive, and said as much. 3 days later, she died.

Last week, we were watching the Muppet treasure island and I looked up a more recent picture of Tim curry and thought “wow, he’s old now”

Four days ago I saw a recent picture of dolly Parton and thought “she looks good for 80, I hope she is doing okay”

So here I sit, looking at a recent photo of the Cheeto Man, and I must say… He looks super old, I’m surprised he’s not dead.

crosses fingers and hopes real hard