Or never specify. “That spacestation has massive computing power” “How big?” “Massive.”
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GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Broke: Memory units in optimistic numbers of megabytes and gigabytes.
Woke: Memory units in astronomically-high numbers of gigabytes and terabytes.
Bespoke: Memory units in totally incomprehensible units like kiloquads or exanodes.
YerLam@lemmy.world 1 week ago
luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 week ago
“This baby has enough memory to make elephants look forgetful.” “…what’s an elephant?” “No clue.”
DerEnder@lemmus.org 6 days ago
“This baby makes the NASA computer seems like a V-Tech.”
Meanwhile at NASA, they compute simulations on like 2 PlayStation 3s… With a high accuracy.
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 1 week ago
My pet peeve one
Broke: measuring distance in millions / billions of kilometers
Woke: measuring distances in gigameters / terameters
Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Slaps the superships central computer “This here runs on 12 bits of memory! Our engineers really outdone themselves with optimisation this time.”
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I mean, the word size on the Voyager space crafts seems to have gone further than anything today.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 days ago
It only has one memory cell, but we’ve fully implemented real computation