“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
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tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month agoTakes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better they back to the ship.”
aldhissla@piefed.world 1 month ago
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Let me back on to the ship!”