Comment on Anon has seen it all before
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better they back to the ship.”
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
“Let me back on to the ship!”
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better they back to the ship.”
aldhissla@piefed.world 1 month ago
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Let me back on to the ship!”
GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”