Comment on Anon has seen it all before
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better they back to the ship.”
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
“Let me back on to the ship!”
tetris11@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
wuffah@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better they back to the ship.”
aldhissla@piefed.world 9 hours ago
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
wuffah@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“Let me back on to the ship!”