Comment on Anon has seen it all before
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better they back to the ship.”
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
“Let me back on to the ship!”
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
tetris11@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
wuffah@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better they back to the ship.”
aldhissla@piefed.world 5 weeks ago
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
wuffah@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Let me back on to the ship!”
GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”