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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it’s just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.
blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 week ago
People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Growers unite
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I also get the feeling that a lot of women would be asking exactly what they are supposed to do with a 60-cm todger.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I’ve got hair that’s about mid back at the longest and I don’t find it particularly annoying. But then again I usually keep it pinned with a hat so that probably helps.