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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

I don’t get it. I don’t think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that’s not the point.

Also, I’m not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.

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lath@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
You’re thinking of plowing her field aka “farming”.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
The whole time I’m having sex I think about farming so I don’t cum instantly.

I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.

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- StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Guv, then do I have something for you.
  
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  - SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Jesus fuck who do you think I am that’s a sexy alien.
    
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    spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Bogos binted? 👽
    
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- DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  You had to mention sexy cows.
  
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  - SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Yeah I’m not going to think about the fugly ones.
    
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    QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    why would you say that to his face, look hes so sad now
    
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    why did you do this?
    
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