Do what we used to do in the 2000s during highschool; you tuck the wires into your shirt and put the player in your bra. Teachers can’t see it if you got long hair too.
If you’re not wearing a bra, you’re shit outta luck mate
Comment on Discussion Thread ⛵️ Friday 14 August 2026
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 days ago
I got an MP3 player off Aliexpress and it has been great so far, but it reintroduces a problem with wired headphones science still hasn’t been able to solve:
How do you manage listening to something with wired headphones when you have to sit down on the toilet?
StudChud@aussie.zone 6 days ago
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 days ago
I’m genetically inferior in that regard and have no need for a bra. I need to hope I’m wearing a polo shirt with a chest pocket
StudChud@aussie.zone 6 days ago
Bras are gender neutral. You can hide so many secrets in them. They should be standard attire for everyone, regardless of sex or gender.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 days ago
could wear a “bro”
Taleya@aussie.zone 6 days ago
That’s cowards talk
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 days ago
That’s what duct tape is for lol
StudChud@aussie.zone 6 days ago
Duct tape it to your balls! Yolo!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 days ago
Spud. I have a chest lol
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 days ago
You hold the device in your non wiping hand or put it in your pocket. Unless your ears are near your crack hole I don’t see a problem. Personally I don’t need music to shit.