Everybody knows only fruitcakes eat fruit.
I’m dead serious when I say that the only solution to MAGA is for the rest of us to insist citrus makes you gay.
Pennywise@quokk.au 1 day ago
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
My grandma told me Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy comes from the latin "Facilis Pirus, Malus Pirata " which was a curse to summon a homosexual demon to steal someone’s virginity.
Pennywise@quokk.au 1 day ago
You rang?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the slow game, I like it.
it’s been found that vitamin c can cause homosexual urges. unless you like suckin on some vitamin cock avoid oranges.
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
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I can’t believe they didn’t notice all the subliminal messaging!