I’m dead serious when I say that the only solution to MAGA is for the rest of us to insist citrus makes you gay.
Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
maga voters don’t care about any of that. literally all they think about is jesus, guns, abortion, and get rid of the gays/mexicans/women’s rights.
they would vote to have a testicle removed before voting for anything remotely having to do with progress. they would cut both balls off themselves before doing anything to make their fellow maga cultist unclecousindaddies call them “woke”
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the slow game, I like it.
it’s been found that vitamin c can cause homosexual urges. unless you like suckin on some vitamin cock avoid oranges.
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Pennywise@quokk.au 1 month ago
Everybody knows only fruitcakes eat fruit.
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
My grandma told me Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy comes from the latin "Facilis Pirus, Malus Pirata " which was a curse to summon a homosexual demon to steal someone’s virginity.
Pennywise@quokk.au 1 month ago
You rang?
kiterios@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imo, you may be giving them too much credit. Have a quote from my family: “Oh, it’s just all too much to think about, but I trust my pastor knows what’s right. I’ll vote for the one he recommends.”
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
You missed White Nationalism, raping children, denying women’s sovereignty and enriching themselves and the Epstein class.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I WISH magas thought about Jesus.
Jesus: “Behold, I stand at the door and knock…”
Magas: SOME SHAGGY IMMIGRANT BUM IS ON MY RING CAMERA, PROBABLY CASING MY PLACE TO STEAL MY TRUCK AND PATRIOTISM. GET THE SHOTGUN.
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It saddens me that I can only upvote this comment once.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Does it help knowing that you made my day with that comment? :D
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It does. Thank you.