I’m dead serious when I say that the only solution to MAGA is for the rest of us to insist citrus makes you gay.
Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
maga voters don’t care about any of that. literally all they think about is jesus, guns, abortion, and get rid of the gays/mexicans/women’s rights.
they would vote to have a testicle removed before voting for anything remotely having to do with progress. they would cut both balls off themselves before doing anything to make their fellow maga cultist unclecousindaddies call them “woke”
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the slow game, I like it.
it’s been found that vitamin c can cause homosexual urges. unless you like suckin on some vitamin cock avoid oranges.
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Pennywise@quokk.au 1 day ago
Everybody knows only fruitcakes eat fruit.
Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
My grandma told me Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy comes from the latin "Facilis Pirus, Malus Pirata " which was a curse to summon a homosexual demon to steal someone’s virginity.
Pennywise@quokk.au 1 day ago
You rang?
kiterios@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Imo, you may be giving them too much credit. Have a quote from my family: “Oh, it’s just all too much to think about, but I trust my pastor knows what’s right. I’ll vote for the one he recommends.”
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
You missed White Nationalism, raping children, denying women’s sovereignty and enriching themselves and the Epstein class.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I WISH magas thought about Jesus.
Jesus: “Behold, I stand at the door and knock…”
Magas: SOME SHAGGY IMMIGRANT BUM IS ON MY RING CAMERA, PROBABLY CASING MY PLACE TO STEAL MY TRUCK AND PATRIOTISM. GET THE SHOTGUN.
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It saddens me that I can only upvote this comment once.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Does it help knowing that you made my day with that comment? :D
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It does. Thank you.