Comment on onions

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  allergies are a lie spread by Big Sneeze to sell more epipens and antihistamines.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Of course I have to learn this from a talking noodle

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    this is true. the relationship between my bowel movement health and my intake of onions is a coincidence.

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      just reach in there and squeeze like a tube of toothpaste

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    /uj there is actually an underground hookworm market where people suffering from server allergies buy worm laden feces to infect themselves with.

    /rj diphenhydramine is a racket! Just buy sleeping pills!

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• StankStain@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  have you tried growing up yet?

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  • itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Unfortunately they died at the age of 5 due to a lack of onions

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Onionitis strikes again

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• Oppopity@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I agree that it’s dumb because people have their preferences but comparing not liking someone to literally being incapable of consuming it is a bit much.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a gag reflex when eating onions (and a couple other random things). It’s not a preference. My body physically rejects it.

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• itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t like fish. I have tried salmon, cod, tuna, sardines and a couple others MULTIPLE TIMES and my brains just refuse to accept any and all of it. I have tried it as a filet, in salads, on bread, with onions, with whatever else in all sorts of dishes

  Doesn’t matter. Brains go ‘nope’. I’ll keep trying it I guess until my brains no longer try to convince me fish are literal poison.

  french snickering

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not fish averse, but my wife is. I have managed to make one fish she likes. Take a frozen Mahi Mahi filet, preheat air fryer to 400F, rub the filet with a bit of oil, and season with garlic salt, bit of black pepper, and a pinch of crushed red pepper. Place on the airfryer (still frozen) for 14 minutes, flipping halfway through. It should end up slighty crispy on the edges, moist and flaky inside. Finish with lemon (it’s essential).

    Mahi mahi is the least fishy fishy out there. It still has a fish texture, but tastes like meat. Not dissimilar to chicken.

    But also, it’s perfectly okay to not like something. Don’t waste your money unless you really want to try it.

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      it’s not okay to not like something unless it’s something i also don’t like

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Every time my mother decides to go on a diet, when we eat at her place she serves us fish.

      She always loses weight on those diets because she overcooks her fish. It’s nasty.

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As kindly as possible, it’s just a joke, maybe a joke in poor taste, but a joke nonetheless. No one would say this seriously.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    a joke in poor taste

    Poor taste like… ? 🌰

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      like those mfs who don’t like onions

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No! Onion is not poor taste! I mean it is for taste, and incredibly cheap. It’s hood rich.

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• Jagarico@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Including onions, that’s 3 out of 4 for me. Feels like being targeted a bit lol

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