What I’ve read is that they tried a couple of times to introduce bidets to US consumers but the majority of them thought they were too weird. I’m going out on a limb here and say this has something to do with conservative religious beliefs and that spraying water on your ass to clean it will somehow lead to something sinful.
quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 days ago
I mean, US Americans can’t afford that shit. We got health insurance to pay for.
Who can afford a bidet when you can just use a gatoraid bottle.
tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You can poop in a Gatorade bottle?
quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 days ago
No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping
BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Gatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.
tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.