Comment on A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark

Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you get into a pool with a cow, its not going to be nice to you either.

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  • AcidBurn@retrofed.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You get arrested for animal cruelty

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      • AcidBurn@retrofed.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For the cow or the shark?

        Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow

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    • leftascenter@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In the majority of cases, the cow is more dangerous. Only 3 species of sharks are dangerous out of more than 500.

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• banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I see you are not familiar with sea cows.

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• Forester@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good thing that the petrochemical industry has not polluted the land air and water then…

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