When I was a young boy, I was traveling in the African Sahara when a rock fell and hit me on the head, knocking me unconscious. I awoke a few days later surrounded by a family of chimps. They loved me and cared for me. They picked the bugs out of my hair and the ticks out of my eyes. They taught me their chimp ways, their chimp language, even their chimp dances. It was all I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself!
Well years later after I was reintroduced to human society I was strolling through a mall and saw someone that was the spitting image of my chimp uncle. I ran up to him and hugged him. “Oh Unkie! Oh Unkie I missed you so! I missed the bananas!”
He looked down on me with fierce, crazy eyes, and reached up and ripped off his head. It was nothing but a man in a costume. I was mortified.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
why not go even more general?
jlow@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Source: Internet
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Veronica Avluv
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Source: I saw some weird shit once
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I had the internet in the early 2000’s weird shit was a daily occurrence and parents didn’t know how to check browser history
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the internet in the early 2000s was weird shit, myspace, and news.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did I see anything strange? Why yes I did!
When I was a young boy, I was traveling in the African Sahara when a rock fell and hit me on the head, knocking me unconscious. I awoke a few days later surrounded by a family of chimps. They loved me and cared for me. They picked the bugs out of my hair and the ticks out of my eyes. They taught me their chimp ways, their chimp language, even their chimp dances. It was all I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself!
Well years later after I was reintroduced to human society I was strolling through a mall and saw someone that was the spitting image of my chimp uncle. I ran up to him and hugged him. “Oh Unkie! Oh Unkie I missed you so! I missed the bananas!”
He looked down on me with fierce, crazy eyes, and reached up and ripped off his head. It was nothing but a man in a costume. I was mortified.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
well yeah Unkie just ripped his damn head off in front of you and you found out he ate a man in a costume