why not go even more general?
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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 20 hours agoDmMacniel@feddit.org 20 hours ago
jlow@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
Source: Internet
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Source: I saw some weird shit once
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 49 minutes ago
Did I see anything strange? Why yes I did!
When I was a young boy, I was traveling in the African Sahara when a rock fell and hit me on the head, knocking me unconscious. I awoke a few days later surrounded by a family of chimps. They loved me and cared for me. They picked the bugs out of my hair and the ticks out of my eyes. They taught me their chimp ways, their chimp language, even their chimp dances. It was all I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself!
Well years later after I was reintroduced to human society I was strolling through a mall and saw someone that was the spitting image of my chimp uncle. I ran up to him and hugged him. “Oh Unkie! Oh Unkie I missed you so! I missed the bananas!”
He looked down on me with fierce, crazy eyes, and reached up and ripped off his head. It was nothing but a man in a costume. I was mortified.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 minutes ago
well yeah Unkie just ripped his damn head off in front of you and you found out he ate a man in a costume
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
I had the internet in the early 2000’s weird shit was a daily occurrence and parents didn’t know how to check browser history
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
the internet in the early 2000s was weird shit, myspace, and news.
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Veronica Avluv
shweddy@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
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