Comment on Men are generous

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I only fuck my enemies.

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• Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait until they hear about fuck buddies and allat

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My wife is my best friend and I’m pretty sure I fuck her.

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you introduce her as your friend?

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t introduce her, but if I’m telling someone about my wife it comes up pretty quickly.

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      • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You called her your wife, not your friend.

        If she cut your hair, would you introduce her as your barber?

        Oh wait, you don’t introduce her. 🙄

        You know exactly what I mean and you’re being obtuse.

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• some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can take the friend out of the fuck, but you can’t pull the fuck out of the friend… or something

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