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GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Here’s some advice I received years ago for this very situation: if you’re struggling to piss due to stage fright, imagine pissing on the head of someone you hate. Really imagine it. Imagine micturating all over their hair (or their scalp), the aghast expression, then them spluttering while trying to mouth ‘What the fuck?’ it does work. I don’t know why it works - and I most definitely don’t want to know - but it does work.

You’re all most welcome :)

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ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Now I’m erect and peeing is even harder?

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- davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Is this kink specifically about pissing on people you hate, or is it just generally pissing on people that brings mr peepee to attention?
  
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Bipauler@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
What the actual fuck?..

I thought I invented this or something, now I have to reconsider my entire life… I literally used to do this at work in a single stall bathroom but you never know when you might come out and there might be a line of even one person let alone four or five and they’re like what the hell you doing there buddy. But seriously some psychological stuff like that can get you over the hump sometimes. It’s really something to consider if you are having problems. I’d prefer to sit down all together, I do all the time at home, but public restrooms, yeah, not unless it’s an emergency in the other department.

Now though, it’s mostly prostate and bladder issues at 43, but hey, if that’s the worst of my problems I guess hell, It could be worse. I mean it’s not necessarily the least of my problems but hey, I guess if (trying) to piss standing up is what I’m up against, at least I’m still upright to try, right?

Fuck I don’t know where I was going with this but anyway yeah I guess I’m not the only one lol

🤷🏽

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