Comment on r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is

• BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Long and silken like that of a Chinese man

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  • jandro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With the skin of a hotdog

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      instead pumped full of nitrates, its roids.

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  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dennis?

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  • TediousTasks@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    David Lo-Pan?

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    • __hetz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall road block?

      (time for another watch!)

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lo Pan isn’t balding, he’s just bad at throwing knives.
      ~(At least that’s what ol Jack Burton would say)~

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i think a chinese doll to be specifc, with hotdog skin.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i don’t know whether to repulse in horror or hatevote

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