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finley@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

back in my day, when some big, hairy beefcake was fucking me, I could scream, “fuck me, daddy!”

now, when I do it, he says, “what? I’m 12 years younger than you!” and everything screeches to a halt as I have an existential crisis.

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eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
OK, that’s it. I’m never getting old.

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- Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Unclear if fountain of youth, or suicide.
  
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  - Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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  - eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    c’est la vis
    
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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
10/10 storytelling. I felt every detail of it. Even his dick.

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