Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put in on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?
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Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 8 months agoI once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers “0-60 eventually” and “you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit”
Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie.
Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?
The sticker makes no mention of driving, so I would think that as long as someone in the vehicle is both lesbian and wearing the onesie, its conditions have been fulfilled.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thr bumper sticker specifies that you have been passed by the car therefore the car must be moving.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 8 months ago
Ah, but the person in the passenger seat might also be considered as having passed, no?
So as long as there is someone in the vehicle who is a lesbian and also in a unicorn onesie, it’s still technically correct
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 8 months ago
Well my wife likes to wear hers when she goes to pick up food, so maybe this woman likes to wear it when she’s driving.
Heck I know someone who refuses to drive without a specific pair of gloves “because driving doesn’t feel right without them” and they have a panic attack without them.
Or maybe they take turns wearing it. Or even just on special occasions and I happened to witness one.
Whatever the case, it made my day
MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The car doesn’t start unless the driver is wearing the onesie. It’s an after market thing.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Plot twist, she makes the unicorn onesie and that’s her marketing strategy.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 8 months ago
Smart move. I’d buy one for me, too if that were the case.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m already looking for one in my size…
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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