I’m sure they display a big anatomically correct Jesus on a cross right over a bench press, all sweaty and ripped in a tiny loin cloth. His cum gutters all glittering in the light with a look of pain on his face that wouldn’t be out of place in an S&M club.

Seriously though, why does every gym have that one guy who only wears “Christ is King” tshirts and backpacks? My guy even leaves bibles out on top of his parked bicycle. I’m tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.