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yakko@feddit.uk âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
yakko@feddit.uk âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
No because itâs conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy?
Yes.
But seriously, Idk they seem like light jokes.
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Look I get that theyâre actual monsters, but I really donât think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.
atomicorange@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldnât control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. Youâre the only one who can influence him, he NEEDS you. Heâs disgusting but your love can tame him.
KittyCat@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
What greater monster is there but the one who actually exists?
apftwb@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
God bless this website.
luciferofastora@feddit.org âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
No god is gonna set foot down here if they wanna keep it
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
They are one of the closest things we have to real monsters. They should definitely be included.