Comment on Pov It's 2035

Carmakazi@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If we left his remains in the wilderness to be consumed by scavangers, it would probably be his most positive contribution to the world.

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  • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t look up “air burial”, you have been warned.

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• gex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In 2030 his consciousness is extracted and preserved as a neural network by Peter Thiel in a desperate attempt to control the maga movement. In 2033 it is seized by the FBI, uploaded into a SpaceX orbital data center and locked in geostationary orbit, guaranteeing operation for the next 10,000 years.

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  • NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It explodes on the launchpad

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• dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Brick it shut and let him rot, it’s better than he deserves after all he has done.

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• I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I started asking this a few years ago to people as kind of a joke, but it’s less of a joke now:

  At what age of Trump still being alive will you go “wait a second…” and start to suspect there is a drug or treatment that the elite have access to that extends their life that they aren’t telling the public about?

  I don’t mean better access to higher quality medical care. I don’t mean a personal team of doctors. I mean a drug or treatment that can extend lifespans by decades, even for those who live unhealthy lifestyles.

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  • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    See, here’s the thing, we would’ve heard about it. Trump and all his ilk can’t keep their fucking mouths shut and would’ve been lording this shit over us. Someone would’ve said SOMETHING, because none of these people can keep a secret.

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    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ok, sure. But I want you to answer that question. At what age will you start being suspicious? I want you to have a number in your head, so that when that time comes, you don’t ignore it.

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  • fake@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You really think he could keep his mouth shut about it?

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  • greenbit@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now

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