Comment on Anon tries something new

• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey, that’s me you’ve described! I’m never horny but sex is so fascinating and disgusting (positive adjective) and neat. I have to legitimately schedule time with my partner and most of the time, we’re both just like “nah”

  But when I dooooo do things, it’s… high-tech? I’ve got a very expensive collection of high-quality toys of every sort and make it quite the experience for my partner, which brings me immense pleasure to do. I’m down to do pretty much anything, barring (non-CNC) nonconsent the hyper-gross stuff like poo and vom. Also mainstream, highly produced porn turns me off immensely but can be fun/funny to watch. It’s so… horribly fake, it’s the unsexiest thing. But there’s some bangers out there (lifeguard lady, lemons, but I poop from there, in front of my salad… I’d love more doozies if anyone reading this has any)

  I also like to cum, I suppose:

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    (non-cnc) nonconsent

    non consential non concent nonconsent?

    call the bondulance

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    • Cethin@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This was so hard to parse, especially since it’s led by another negative! I knew what it must be saying, but it took so many reads over to actually know it said that thing.

      For other readers, assuming I got it right (pretty sure I did), they’re fine with consensual non-consent (CNC). AKA, they’re against the non-consent that’s not CNC, if you want to word it like a crazy person. Lol.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    … you might try Bellesa.

    ‘Porn for Women’, basically… meaning that many of the uh … skits? are basically smut novel / short story plots, but actually acted out. All the ‘skits’ are directed by women.

    You’ll often get an intro with a character narrating a bit about themselves… what I’m trying to say is they actually attempt to have at least half decent plots, and sometimes what you could maybe call character arcs… and, while the sex can be uh, raucous, they also spend a good deal of time on the proper foreplay or whatnot, before hand, the building temptation, etc.

    The better ones are closer to X rated short films than … intentionally or unintentionally schlocky, more standard pornos.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve never heard of that! My tag I have set for you that I have no recollection of pays off, thank you!

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        What can I say, I aim to please, lol.

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  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For another goofy ass line from a porno, have a look at this

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      … what in the goddamn fuck was that.

      Tommy Wiseau Directs a Porno?

      … ok, bed time for me, goddamnit.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh hell yeah, I MUST find that one, that’s amazing!

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      • brb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Did you find it?

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ja warum liegt denn hier Stroh rum?

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes why (don’t know) then here (noun I don’t know) (don’t know)?

      Five years of Deutsch I took decades ago pays off again!

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