Comment on Nevertheless, the farted

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  as long as it wasnt a quoth

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Quoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”

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    • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary,

      Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell—

      While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping,

      As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

      “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more

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      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Read by Vincent Price.

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  She was an enchanting, if toothless woman.

  One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.

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