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homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• Pavidus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That was my first thought. “9 is a world record? I haven’t even trained and I bet I could do that.”

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  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I assume it’s whole not crushed

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    IKR? imagine what they could do with a little bit of lube!

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’m afraid to ask what “pro”-level numbers start at.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.

    The shocking not is that the record holder is higher than one.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s not a number, it’s an eggplant.

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