I mean they’re right. The problem with PornHub isn’t that it’s too vanilla or something but that everything on it is hyperreality. It’s the kind of sex that you could, at age 13, imagine is really hot but then grow out of.
Watching it is just distracting and funny, like you’re watching a parody of sex. It’s hyperpalatable in the way a McDonald’s hamburger or a MrBeast video are.
I don’t need a deep, intimate connection with my porn, but I would like to feel like the humans in it might actually be authentically enjoying themselves. That scarcely exists on sites like PH, so why would I waste my time trying to find it?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean they’re right. The problem with PornHub isn’t that it’s too vanilla or something but that everything on it is hyperreality. It’s the kind of sex that you could, at age 13, imagine is really hot but then grow out of.
Watching it is just distracting and funny, like you’re watching a parody of sex. It’s hyperpalatable in the way a McDonald’s hamburger or a MrBeast video are.
I don’t need a deep, intimate connection with my porn, but I would like to feel like the humans in it might actually be authentically enjoying themselves. That scarcely exists on sites like PH, so why would I waste my time trying to find it?
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My man you wrote a whole book but didnt mention any better sites
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m starting to think they’re all talk and don’t even know any awesome secret niche sites.
Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social 2 months ago
they probably don’t even use mushed up bananas in their m&m tube
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Duh. Don’t you know you can jerk off to the people on the train for free? It’s the ultimate in realism!
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not just vanilla but unless you got amateur stuff some of the big videos are more highlights and cuts the ending.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 2 months ago
Well I’m glad we have different palates then!