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• dogs0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh wow, I’ve always wanted a pet black hole. Send instructions to my PO box? (House still blown up, waiting on insurance).

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would, but it’s illegal to send that kind of stuff through the postal service.

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    • dogs0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Damn forgot about the damn postal service sniffing through my mail.

      Alright it’s okay, gimmie your address, I’ll come over and stay a few days (the streets get lonely), then we can get to the brass tacks with these instructions (!), then I’ll probably stay a few more days (one month max, I promise).

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      • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Talked it over with the missus, and I’m afraid she wouldn’t go for it. Best I can offer you is a pup tent in the yard.

        Sorry, but I gotta have my “relations” fix. Maybe if it were No Nut November…

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