Damn forgot about the damn postal service sniffing through my mail.
Alright it’s okay, gimmie your address, I’ll come over and stay a few days (the streets get lonely), then we can get to the brass tacks with these instructions (!), then I’ll probably stay a few more days (one month max, I promise).
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 months ago
No, it will implode into a singularity. You’re thinking of a dryer.
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh wow, I’ve always wanted a pet black hole. Send instructions to my PO box? (House still blown up, waiting on insurance).
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I would, but it’s illegal to send that kind of stuff through the postal service.
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Damn forgot about the damn postal service sniffing through my mail.
Alright it’s okay, gimmie your address, I’ll come over and stay a few days (the streets get lonely), then we can get to the brass tacks with these instructions (!), then I’ll probably stay a few more days (one month max, I promise).