Damn who put milk in your coffee?
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Krudler@lemmy.world 3 hours agoI’m not sure
But one thing I am sure of, is there’s always somebody like you who pops up to insist the problem does not exist
You’re probably a barista
shweddy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 hours ago
You know how people with anti-tailgating bumper stickers are also the worse and most clueless drivers going ten under the speed limit?
I think we’ve found the reason why people don’t care if your order is correct or not.
M137@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
All you’ve managed to do is prove that you are the issue here. They’re probably making the wrong order because you’re a POS. Tens or hundreds of millions of people order black coffee every day without any issues, most who’ll never get a wrong order in their life. If you keep getting the wrong thing then there is surely something wrong from your side.
klugerama@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I truly think this is either just bad luck on your part or poor communication.
You’ve probably never been a barista.
I get coffee with c & s sometimes, black sometimes, depending on what I feel like. But I always make it crystal clear exactly how much cream and sugar I want. If I want it black, I don’t just say “black coffee please”. I say “coffee, NO cream NO sugar”.
They get orders for coffee many times a day, and most people want c & s, and most people even expect it without specifying it. So even though you say “black”, it may not register unless you clarify that that means no cream, no sugar.
Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
I mean… I’m all for more detail but, I can’t shift the blame on this one. “no cream no sugar” is literally what “black coffee” means… If I go to a McDonald’s and ask for a cheeseburger, I’m not going to ask them to put cheese on it, its expected as it’s a cheese burger.
sness@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Having worked at a fast food burger place, there’s absolutely people that will order a “cheeseburger” and be surprised when there’s cheese. Not many, but it happened to me a couple times. We were also trained that “plain” means no onion and pickle, but leave the ketchup and mustard on as that’s how our PoS defined the term.
Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
if I went to a restaurant and I asked for a plain burger and they still supplied condiments, it’s going back. That’s not what a plain burger is by definition, I’ve only ever gotten plain burgers without condiments though so I haven’t experienced this. I assume they did it that way as a “well if they wanted no condiments they would specify dry” but thats still an off case.
I don’t agree with normalizing to the niche/off cases. Definitions in the field should be what people generally expect. In most of the english speaking world, a black coffee means no milk/cream, usually no sugar, I could understand them adding sugar to it, although it would annoy me, but to add milk to a black coffee is not explainable.
klugerama@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
OK, sure, they should know. I agree, but it takes absolutely minimal effort to add “no cream no sugar” when you order.
You can be stubborn and insist that you shouldn’t have to endure the trauma of all that extra effort on your part so that you can get the wrong order and then complain about it.
There are many fast food places (in the US South, particularly) where you can order a Coke, and they’ll ask you what kind. Because saying “coke” to some people just means “soda”, not necessarily “Coca-Cola”.
I’m saying it’s a psychological thing. Coffee is black, so when someone says “black coffee”, it may not click in the barista’s mind that they actually want percolated/drip coffee with no cream or sugar. All they hear is the coffee part, and so they serve it the way most people want/expect it.
Ultimately they should ask, even if you say “black”. I’ve worked fast food, and so many people just don’t know how to even order the things they want. But if they don’t ask, you - as the customer - should be able to make it clear. What do you get out of not clarifying?
Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
To me, it’s more I wouldn’t want to sound weird to everyone else around me. Asking for a black coffee with no cream or sugar is to the same effect of saying “hi yes I would like scrambled eggs cooked please”.
If I went to my bank teller and said “Yea I would like to cash this check please” you aren’t expected to have to say “I would like to cash this check back as cash please”
Slatlun@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Yeah, that’s not what I said. Enjoy your creamer
Buffalox@lemmy.world 53 minutes ago
No you were absolutely polite, giving him 100% the benefit of doubt. And yet he made this weird attack.