Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)
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Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Godric@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line
Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain’t getting a job how about you
Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.