No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever’s left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
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Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
French Noah’s ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Fuck, we’re not gonna make it with one 2 bottles of wine
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it’s for the greater good
Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Get off my ark it’s muh wine !
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.