Comment on Using conservative logic

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait hold on I have not considered this.

  I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife’s lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat’s affection and not the clone) when

  And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that definitely turned me lesbian… in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.

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    • Aiz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wait till they see the rainbow crosswalk

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  • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.

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  • Aiz@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That sounds homosexual to me

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