Comment on Apple that makes eunuchs

ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.

    So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.

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  • ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh. So if someone had a

    Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes.

      And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one

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  • ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So this is just a snack for all trans people?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, like David Bowie

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