Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman
sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks agoAh ok, I assumed your objection would be for giving rather than receiving … typically “I don’t do butt stuff” crops up in conversation before you tie someone up, and that I would respect
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like, yeah I’m definitely not giving it, that’s not up for debate though. Receiving is where there’s room to discuss.
And it’s not like I’ve never done butt stuff, it’s just that I’ve learned to accept that I just generally prefer to stick to the other side. Especially now that I’m getting older and dealing with hemorrhoids. These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs.
sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
“These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs.”
Still plenty of repertoire there, then!
As for hemorrhoids, between them and other issues from overuse, I ended up having surgery … can’t do internal butt stuff now, but at least I’ll get to old age with normal function. I miss it sometimes, but I guess that’s part of surviving far longer than anyone expected!
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m scared to ask, but uh, “issues from overuse”?
sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Irresponsible and inadequately lubed anal sex for many years.
I’ve been told it’s not super unusual for sex workers to have these problems, which included minor prolapsing.
All sorted now. Take good care of your butt!