Comment on Everything is longer, including Florida Man
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn’t know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 days ago
It thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.
frank@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Ah the ol Alabama squeezin’