Why wake up? Just pick her up and carry her to the bed.
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Let her nap on the way home. She’s got to wake up to go in the house, and a little kiss here and there, a little nibble, a little tickle, and she’ll perk up. Enough.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 1 day ago
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
How wide are your doors?
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 20 hours ago
Easier to go through those sideways.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Well yeah, sideways is still tight. Maybe it’s just my taste in wide-hipped women?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This man fucks.