We’ve, uh, figured out how to travel through time, at the speed of regular time, with…plastic bags.
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Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks agoGood news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I’m now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Pff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
PFFFFFT to you!
I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!
Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
A second? That’s rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
pff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!