Comment on "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 days agoLayers of shitposting.
Comment on "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 days agoLayers of shitposting.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The internet literally becoming a septic tank.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Great news. I bought a house and the septic tank passed an inspection. A few months later something was bothering me. My spidey sense was tingling. I called out someone to check the septic tank. They pulled off the cement cap and the 1940 brick and mortar wall of the septic tank moved 3 inches. Oh, and there was an inch between the water and the cap.
That hunch paid off. Disaster avoided. $7000 later I had a new septic tank and I had them put in a new leach field into the front yard instead of the back yard for livestock reasons.
The lesson here is that this whole situation can be fixed for less than $10,000. It worked for me so it has to work for the whole internet, right?
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
But they never tell you how much the fetuses (fetti?) end up clogging the sewage system…
Unrelated, the local kitties get fed pretty well 😺
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Fettiberg? Is that my new band name?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
First day?