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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
How much is that per gay and when can I expect my check in the mail?
meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
How much is that per gay and when can I expect my check in the mail?
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backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 days ago
It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
How do I measure my homosexuality?
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.
Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.
Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.
MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.
MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.
Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.
Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Wait … MMF dp
Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
With a stack of dicks I guess
TheFresh16@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?
9bananas@feddit.org 2 days ago
yes.
meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay