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Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How do I measure my homosexuality?

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

      Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

      Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

      MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

      MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

      Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

      Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait … MMF dp

        Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With a stack of dicks I guess

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  • TheFresh16@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?

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    • 9bananas@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes.

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  • meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

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• meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this comment made my day

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