I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.

Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.

• Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).
• Hair at roughly 80% capacity.
• Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.
• Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription run out (not offered anymore).
• Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.
• Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%
• Addicted to sugar
• No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.
• ADHD buddled with Depression included