Comment on Pride month
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 hours agoIt’s because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can’t do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice.
Men meanwhile, a lot harder.
Also, less fucks given about it.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Ladies, I promise I’m not trying to eat you.
…wait. No, I mean, I’ll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh.
Also, I’d like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours!
Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back!
See? So hard to talk to women!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
This is why I don’t say anything. I just stare and smile and get closer veeeeery slowly. They’re kind of like deer.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
That’s why I only eat the flesh of men ^_^
See ladies! I’m perfectly safe!