I’m sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.
I will cc’ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.
Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?
1dalm@lemmy.today 3 months ago
sigh No. I would not have hired you. The performance of the job requires that you have a functioning nervous system and brain.
testfactor@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Though the fact that you’re asking me this gives me cause for concern that you don’t have that now.
1dalm@lemmy.today 3 months ago
I’m sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.
I will cc’ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?
ulterno@programming.dev 3 months ago
“Hire”?
No, we will be renting a batch of you.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Frame from Frinkiac
pulsey@feddit.org 3 months ago
on the other hand a worm doesnt have spine. So they could become a politician.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It obviously does not. Per pound Wormy Bill is your top producing employee.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
I guess that job is AI proof, lucky