Comment on Boss, please pick up

• 1dalm@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sigh No. I would not have hired you. The performance of the job requires that you have a functioning nervous system and brain.

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  • testfactor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Though the fact that you’re asking me this gives me cause for concern that you don’t have that now.

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    • 1dalm@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.

      I will cc’ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Hire”?
      No, we will be renting a batch of you.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Frame from Frinkiac

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  • pulsey@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    on the other hand a worm doesnt have spine. So they could become a politician.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It obviously does not. Per pound Wormy Bill is your top producing employee.

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess that job is AI proof, lucky

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